The Real Sink Story

First off, hello again. Genius forgot to pay the phone bill so I have been sitting at home for two days without Internet. And unable to post my first post here. Anyway, here goes nothing.

Reformed Party Girl, or RPG for this post
Mistold the sink story, On this Blog which I host
So here is the real story, and my apologies please
It isn’t at all tasteful, and don’t take a lesson from me, Leez.

Two boys from Beis had a room at the Lev
They invited RPG and I for Shabbat, thought they were brave
But we couldn’t let their parents know we were there
So for meals we had to find our own fare

We went to Machne Yehudah and bought ourselves eats
And there was plenty of alcohol we brought in as treats
And while the boys were eating Friday night with their folks
We were sitting and drinking and telling jokes.

And as happens to girls who have too much to drink
I went to the bathroom, and walked past the sink
I sat on the toilet and went tinkle tinkle
When RPG walked in, she too had to sprinkle

But I wasn’t moving from my spot on the pot
She asked me to move, and I said I think not.
So RPG pulled down her pants, dropped her butt in the sink
Gave a look at me, and then gave me a wink.

Then we were laughing hysterically because she really did pee
Now twelve years later on the blog she says it was me
I wish we had pictures but it was Friday night
You’ll have to take my word for it, it was quite a sight

RPG, what is next, what will you put on my plate
Are you going to claim that all those guys, I did date?

If you want to see RPG's version of events, see the previous post's comments.