Monday, August 01, 2005

Dumb Kids

I want to start this by saying this blog is not for everyone. I have a fourteen year old sister, and I do not think she should be reading this blog. But she does, and other than shutting it down, starting it over, trying to hide it from her and then restarting the hiding process when she finds it again, I don't know how to keep her off.

That being said, I did tell a funny story about her and a friendship bracelet about a month ago. She had left for Israel the day before I wrote it, and did not have access to a computer while in camp there. However, camp is over, and she is once again reading this blog. I know this, because she posted a comment on the bracelet site saying I was evil. Nothing too new there.

The entertaining part, at least to me, was the next comment I got, a few days later from "Highroller."

Ok,so heres the thing.My name is not Mr.Green.It never was and it never will be. Air,you're gonna have 2 stop slowing down whenever you see me cuz you're gonna get yourself killed.Either by the car behind you or by me.lol.And please tell me this:did u expect me to not be wearing it?


Apparently, Mr. Green was upset that I changed his name to protect his identity. So for all of you out there, Mr. Green is actually Mr. Brown, which was one of the colors on the friendship bracelet. Mr. Brown, from what I understand, attends a right wing black hat yeshiva, and would certainly face expulsion from his school if they ever read this. So I am not sure why he does not hide in the anonymous cover I gave him, but insists on being known to all.

I have seen him on the streets twice. Once, detailed in the original story, with my sister in the car. The second time, after she left, as I was curious if he was still wearing it since she was out of town. And despite this making such a huge impact in my life, I don't remember if he was still wearing the friendship bracelet or not.

Are you happy now, Mr. Brown?

67 Comments:

Blogger da shevster said...

so dead. so so so so so dead....u wait til i get home arye and u r SO dead...

August 01, 2005 11:33 AM  
Blogger da shevster said...

and also ar...i'll always find ur blog... ;)

August 01, 2005 11:34 AM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 01, 2005 11:37 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

aww, young love. how lovely.

August 01, 2005 11:39 AM  
Blogger da shevster said...

shut up. ur goin down.

August 01, 2005 11:42 AM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 01, 2005 11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez all they need is "The Good Nightline!!"
Gotta compliment you on the new direction you shadchan you!
Have them get married just to spite the shadchan!
Beats the $2000 Baltimore is giving out, these Marketing people really know it all!!

August 01, 2005 11:48 AM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

highroller
i smell a wedgie coming and me thins it's yours.

August 01, 2005 12:00 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 01, 2005 12:52 PM  
Blogger rockofgalilee said...

death threats and all, this is better than the other story.

August 01, 2005 2:02 PM  
Blogger DonutsMom said...

Pretty daring of you, Highroller. Have you checked into any other schools you might attend, just in case? Chilled rabbi and all......
And don't forget, you might not be the only one who gets in trouble here. Watch out for my sis!!

August 01, 2005 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta go with ROCK here Young love, Israel, Cars/drive by, jewelry, family intimidation, wedgies, keep it coming!!

August 01, 2005 2:32 PM  
Blogger PsychoToddler said...

Wow. This is just like at my blog, with my daughter getting pissed off at me all the time.

You should see what she writes on her blog.

No, I mean her REAL blog.

August 01, 2005 3:01 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

This is so funny. I miss everyone...

August 01, 2005 4:20 PM  
Blogger da shevster said...

thanks nat...appreciate it...and all of u people- this is not a soap opera!! this is my life we're talkin about here!!!

August 01, 2005 4:55 PM  
Blogger illshutupnow said...

O- but shev, ur life IS a soap opera isn't it?... and don't kill Arye, we like him ...on occasion...
And did someone comment on Arye being the shadchan here? cuz i believe that's my job... Lol...
and highroller- u deserve a wedgie!!!

August 01, 2005 5:15 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 01, 2005 7:09 PM  
Blogger illshutupnow said...

if u kick my butt i'll cut ur bracelet- how's that for a threat? and anyways- if u go out of town, who will everyone make fun of on the blog?

August 01, 2005 8:01 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 01, 2005 8:08 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

Wow, you are really attached....

August 01, 2005 10:39 PM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

Am I out of the loop? Since when is it OK for Shev to publicly date a guy?
And Mr. Green errr Brown, if you plan on dating my sister, I hope you have higher aspirations than a mail order GED.

August 01, 2005 10:40 PM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

Veev...they are attached at the wrist

August 01, 2005 10:40 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 01, 2005 11:05 PM  
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August 01, 2005 11:27 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

The way about which this thing is spoken about at the Zacks' seems like it is public knowledge. Just be careful, all, I've seen they handbook at Batch's school. And there are strict rules about sharing friendship bracelets with boys.

August 01, 2005 11:59 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

"Veev,of course we're attached. I like her and she likes me."

Highroller, so are you Batch's "boyfriend"?

August 02, 2005 12:13 AM  
Blogger stillruleall said...

Oh how the rules have changed! Poor Shev, it takes out half the fun when your not trying to hide from your parents....Shev, how do you feel about boytoy and rivkas relationship...."And Rivka,I'm gonna kick you for that comment about me deserving the wedgie.In the butt.Again."......
He seems very violent.

August 02, 2005 12:58 AM  
Blogger da shevster said...

shut up. just all of u- shut up.

August 02, 2005 4:46 AM  
Blogger rockofgalilee said...

sra - boytoy is rivka's cousin. but he does seem very violent. I hope he wouldn't threaten to kick my sister.

"My Rabbi knows that i was talking to girls so i wouldn't get kicked out."

How many girls do you suppose he is talking to. Maybe the other girls just aren't adept at making bracelets.
Sounds like he's trying to be a player

August 02, 2005 6:28 AM  
Blogger rockofgalilee said...

I do agree with him that he sounds rude and obnoxious and I don't buy the no sleep excuse.

August 02, 2005 6:31 AM  
Blogger Veev said...

I love you even more now, Rock. Especially because you are targeting someone other than me...;)

August 02, 2005 7:00 AM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

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August 02, 2005 9:50 AM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

How do you know what an internship is post med school? did you get a mail order Diploma from Med school also?

August 02, 2005 9:51 AM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

How do you know what an internship is post med school? did you get a mail order Diploma from Med school also?

August 02, 2005 9:51 AM  
Blogger Lish the Fish said...

Whoa... 34 comments... now I'm really glad I don't have any older siblings!

August 02, 2005 11:41 AM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 02, 2005 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is everyone attacking poor highroller?did he do anything wrong?so far,he didnt get into any trouble,and neither did shev.i suggest everybody just chill out.let the two lovebirds have their fun and everybody just slooooowly back away.i mean,its all right to tease,but this seems like an all-out war.so lets all sign a peace treaty and its all good times for everyone.

August 02, 2005 12:20 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

i agree with anonymous.

August 02, 2005 1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Air. ANd by the way,you are an amazingly great author.Keep 'em coming!

August 02, 2005 1:06 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

Anyone notice how similarly HR and Anon write their comments? Hmmmm..... Muy interesante.

August 02, 2005 2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Veev, you paranoid female you! :)

August 02, 2005 6:53 PM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

highroller did you tell shev about your RASH?mine seems to be growing,maybe we should get it checked out?!

August 02, 2005 7:03 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 02, 2005 7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem HR.Just don't do anything stupid or make me regret my decision to support you.Play it safe!:)

August 02, 2005 8:14 PM  
Blogger DonutsMom said...

Yah, I guess we should lighten up on poor Highroller. He hasn't even met many of us and we are already on his back!!! But maybe that is because he responds to us and Shev just says "Shut up"!!
He may not realize that much of what we say is said tongue in cheek. (Is that even the right terminology?)
Don't worry ,no one hates anyone. Except for maybe Shev - hating all of us right now!!
Have fun, kids!

August 02, 2005 9:41 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 02, 2005 9:43 PM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

Hate may be a strong word nat, but when HR was a camper of mine in YBY day camp he was a pain in the butt

August 02, 2005 11:15 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 02, 2005 11:55 PM  
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August 02, 2005 11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shu,if what I hear is correct,you weren't the greatest counseler in the world either.Threatening to hang little kids from the Wendys flagpole during the morning pledge isn't the best way to win the hearts of the kids.:)

August 03, 2005 12:08 AM  
Blogger rockofgalilee said...

I don't remember Yaak liking him as a camper either.

August 03, 2005 5:24 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

Can we let this go already.

August 03, 2005 7:31 AM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 03, 2005 10:16 AM  
Blogger da shevster said...

arye, can u close a comments thingy??

August 04, 2005 12:37 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

what do you mean by close?

August 04, 2005 12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she wants this whole post shut down.Just the one about her and her boyfriend.It sounds like SOMEONE is a bit sensitive and is fed up with all these comments.

August 04, 2005 1:37 PM  
Blogger da shevster said...

ya think?!?!? yeah, can u just close it down? and air...just wait till nava starts tlkin 2 guys- payback time...

August 04, 2005 3:59 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

A. Nava will be allowed to talk to boys.

2. Her brothers will beat up any boy who comes within 2 feet of her anyway, so she's safe from her dad and uncles.

August 04, 2005 7:02 PM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 05, 2005 1:24 AM  
Blogger da shevster said...

whatever

August 05, 2005 6:48 AM  
Blogger highroller said...

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August 08, 2005 1:22 AM  
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August 08, 2005 1:24 AM  
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