The Slurpee Response

In my frustration at not having the game's highest score after winning, I emailed slurpee.com, expressing my dissatisfaction with their game.

They responded with this e-mail.

Thank you for contacting Slurpee.com. We appreciate you taking the time to contact us regarding this issue.

Our Technical Support team is aware of the problem and we are working in cooperation with the appropriate management to resolve this issue as quickly as possible. We thank you for your patience.

If you have any other questions, feel free to use the "Contact Us" link at the bottom of the page on the Help page located at the bottom left of the Slurpee.com log in page.

Sincerely,

Joe

TRANSLATION: WE KNOW IT DOESN'T WORK. WE DON"T REALLY CARE. NOW STOP EMAILING US.