More on why I hate Talk radio
Stoney, one of the cohosts of an afternoon sports call in show, was talking to a caller about going to the game. As the caller hung up, Stoney said and hopefully when you're at the game, you'll call your friends on your cingular wireless phone. He then continued to shill cingular phones, never letting on that it was a commercial.
Stoney, you suck. Like this Oreck super lightweight vaccuum, which can hold up a bowling ball and clean your floors.
Stoney, you suck. Like this Oreck super lightweight vaccuum, which can hold up a bowling ball and clean your floors.
posted by Air Time at 3:30 PM
6 Comments:
Hey, you can listen to WXYT instead and listen to Jeff Garcia's girlfriend griping about the fans.
I like WXYT better, but I can't get WXYT reception in my office.
Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne Campbell: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth Algar: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne Campbell: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
Garth Algar: Here, take two of these!
[Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]
Wayne Campbell: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne Campbell: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.
At least he didn't mention his dog Jersey and her stools...
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