Nobody Paid Me

nobody paid me to drink my coffee
I had to do it on my own
And nobody paid me to blog today
Or to sit, and chat on the phone.

Nobody paid me to watch ESPN highlights
or email, or search the net
And nobody paid me to eat an orange
while sitting at my desk

Nobody paid me to wear any clothes
or shave this morning at all
And nobody paid me to chew on my pens
or sit in a cube, staring at a wall.

but of all the things I did on my own
where no one paid me a dime
nobody paid me to shit today
I had to do that on my own time