Thursday, March 16, 2006

Veevs Believes...7

I believe that the lowest form of food items sent in Mishloach Manot is loose candy. People, if the candy is shaking around in the bottom of your container, I know you touched it! There are fingerprints on it! Probably even your snotty, cootie children touched it! And it's going right in the garbage!!

Please, do us all a favor. Send wrapped candy next year...

P.S. Kudos to the soup and roll senders.


Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

And loose hamantaschen are OK? Why are they any different than unwrapped candy?

Yet...everyone sends them. Are there less germs on it?

Probably even more germs than on loose, unwrapped candy.

March 16, 2006 9:23 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

Its beena while since we had a veevs believes.

Doesn't loose candy have a wrapper on it? Or do you mean mike and ikes without a box?

Maybe people just shook the box and didn't touch the candy.

March 16, 2006 9:26 AM  
Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

AirTime: No one shakes the box into the mishloach manot...its always a grab a fistfull and throw it in sort of action.

Germs, Germs, Germs.

March 16, 2006 9:40 AM  
Blogger Lish the Fish said...

I didnt get any soup and rolls, but I'm pretty sure the best mishloach manot I recieved was the small tin of chulent and small tin of potato kugel.

March 16, 2006 9:53 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

This is pretty heavy criticism from the people who gave the grossest shalach monos ever.

March 16, 2006 9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks, veev, for the compliment.

so, youve given up trying to crucify legos in favor of sanitizing shalach manos.
i like.

March 16, 2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Just Passing Through said...

My wife's best mishloach manos was the salad. Economical and practical.

March 16, 2006 12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the name of Johnnie L. Cochran, Jr. - If it doesn't have a label in goes in the garbage pale!

March 16, 2006 3:19 PM  
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