Thoughts From A Long Day
I was skimming through yahoo news, when i noticed that a Gwen Stefani dress was stolen from a museum. Is that what we're using museums for these days. Storing Gwen's wardrobe. Surely the museum could be put to better use. Like holding the glove that OJ used to kill Nicole.
My wife had a flat tire this morning on her way to school. I wasn't blamed for any of it. Not for the flat tire, not for her having to get on her hands and knees and change the tire herself. Not for the cut on her hand. Not for anything at all. That is, until she somehow discovered that her cel phone was in my pants pocket, and she hadn't inadvertantly left it at home.
So now it's all my fault.
It rained all day today, except for the last two hours. Now its snowing. I know snow is part of Michigan winters, but the snow just finished melting yesterday. Do we really need more so quickly.
That's it for today, though. Time to crash.
My wife had a flat tire this morning on her way to school. I wasn't blamed for any of it. Not for the flat tire, not for her having to get on her hands and knees and change the tire herself. Not for the cut on her hand. Not for anything at all. That is, until she somehow discovered that her cel phone was in my pants pocket, and she hadn't inadvertantly left it at home.
So now it's all my fault.
It rained all day today, except for the last two hours. Now its snowing. I know snow is part of Michigan winters, but the snow just finished melting yesterday. Do we really need more so quickly.
That's it for today, though. Time to crash.
posted by Air Time at 1:38 AM
2 Comments:
She would probably also blame you if you put the tampons in your car on the day she needed them.
Women.......pass the beer nuts.
Acutually, she'd probably think you were weird if she found her tampons in your car. Have a better analogy, perhaps?
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