Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Drive-A-Thon III Update, no. 1

Ground Control made its first contact with Burger One at 7:43 a.m., right around the time our valiant road warriors were passing Kalamazoo.  On board were co-captains Arye Zacks and Gil Stebbins, pilot Larry Winer, Aaron Kleid and Jerry Eizen.  While Arye and Gil were making their third trip and Larry and Aaron their second, Jerry is on his maiden voyage aboard Burger One. 

 

Liftoff was at 5:50, twenty minutes after the scheduled time.  Gil was late for the second year in a row.  Gil is now apparently hiding in shame in Burger One’s rear quarters.  He also might just be sleeping.  We’re not quite sure what he’s doing back there.

 

Jerry made sure that there would be ample provisions for the troops and brought donuts.  Aaron brought entertainment in the form of his X-Box, but forgot to bring the device that connects the X-Box to the television.  The others have apparently been pelting Aaron with the donuts as punishment for this egregious error.

 

Larry is valiantly guiding Burger One along the treacherous path that is I-94, maintaining a steady speed of seventy miles per hour.

 

I would like to finish this update with thanks from all of us at Drive-A-Thon III to all of you who have given to this worthy cause.  Special thanks go to the event’s sponsors, Lighting Supply Company, Simon Kresch, Gabi Grossbard, Bill Berlin and Eddie Katz, whose donations defrayed the expenses.  Due to their generosity, all proceeds after the meat purchases will go directly to Hazon Yeshaya.

 

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I witnessed the drive-a-thon. I was driving my son home from school... as I passed Ken's I remememberd that there was a drive-a-thon scheduled this week sometime. I noticed an RV with Michigan plates... I also noticed a person walking towards Kens that very well could have been air time. I thought about stopping... but I was in a car with 3 yelling kids, and the air conditioning was broken... so it goes. For any non-believers out there... they really did it.

June 08, 2005 2:02 PM  
Blogger stillruleall said...

what happened to the updates???

June 08, 2005 2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sent two more e-mails to post just like I did the first one. They are not posting and I don't know why.

June 08, 2005 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:05 a.m

Burger One is ahead of schedule and already on the Skyway. The troops are occupying themselves with Texas Hold ‘Em tournaments. Gil proposed making it strip poker, but the others defeated that idea in a 2-1 vote. It’s unclear who voted against it. Being ahead of schedule, Burger One plans to find a Best Buy to find whatever X-Box piece Aaron forgot. If they cannot find a Best Buy, they will just stop at the nearest donut shop to buy more pastries with which to pelt Aaron. After all, the jelly can only stay in the donuts for so many throws against a person before requiring a replacement.

June 08, 2005 3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:06 a.m.

The Eagle has landed. The men are inside Romanian.

June 08, 2005 3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:44 p.m.

I’m glad to tell you that after a very filling lunch at Ken’s and a stop at Best Buy for Aaron’s purchase of an X-Box wire, Burger One hit the road home at 1:40 eastern time.

June 08, 2005 3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:03 p.m.

Burger One is in Michigan. The estimated time of arrival is 7:00.

June 08, 2005 4:06 PM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

did you clowns get me check?

June 08, 2005 4:07 PM  
Blogger Just Passing Through said...

Interesting how the knish will make sure they have a copyright notice on every post, but seem to have no problem appropriating this poster for their site with no acknowledgement.

June 08, 2005 4:10 PM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

There is no attribution at all for Air on the Knish...Bastards

June 08, 2005 4:40 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

HK - You should have stopped and said Hi

Mirty - Thanks for pointing out my artwork ending up on the Knish. They have been contacted. I will keep you all in the loop.

Amshi - We haven't received it yet, but I think you sent it yesterday. I'll let you know when we get it.

June 08, 2005 11:40 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

We got it...

June 09, 2005 6:15 PM  
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