Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Wednesday Nights

It is an Israel Tradition, we are told. Massov Burger at the Tachana on Wednesday Night. Everyone is there.

If everyone is there, we will be there, even if it means we have to bail out of second seder an hour early. We will stuff our faces with Shwarma and hamburgers, and see if anyone can actually eat three of them in one meal. Few can, but Big G and Mick can pull the feat of with some regularity. Lippy might even do it once or twice.

By this time, Menachem has betrayed us at Mercaz for Beis. He still wants to get together on Wednesday’s and he has a key to a room at the LaRomme hotel. The only hotel at the time with an indoor pool.

So Wednesday takes on a new activity. Swimming for an hour at the LaRomme, followed by Massov Burger. It works for a while. We escape yeshiva even earlier, and jump on a bus toward town.

We go for a few weeks, before someone checks his key and we are no longer allowed in the hotel pool. We try to find alternative swimming venues. There is a private swimming club in Talpiot, and we manage to sneak in their once or twice, but for the most part, the Wednesday swimming portion of our day is canceled.

18 Comments:

Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

Lippy as in lippy jacobs?he can't eat 2 fries

June 07, 2005 11:48 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

Why does everyone think lippy is lippy jacobs. The Lippy here is this Lippy.

June 07, 2005 11:51 AM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

i had a friend from monsey,who would go to massive eat 2 aish tonores and then crap on some lawn on the way back to mercaz.why the hell couldn't merkaz have a rep like tomo,i don't know?

June 07, 2005 11:57 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

that is way too disturbing.

June 07, 2005 12:00 PM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

I used to go to masovs on no torah tuesdays..man I miss that place

June 07, 2005 1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How abount a Masov Burger Flyathon- bring back some aish tanurs!!!

By the way, i never ate 3 ATs- never could have even eaten 2. Only one I ever remember doing it was Mick- on a bet. And I think he got pretty sick afterwards. I remember a couple other food bets in Mercaz. I one time drank 20 cups of ice cold water. Someone one time tried to eat an entire jar of Mayo,plain, and failed. Threw up after about 4 spoonfuls And in WITS- one guy drank an entire bottle of Open Pit BBQ sauce- that was some classic stuff.

But I Love those ATs!!! Meat, fries, israeli salad, chumus, fried onions with a healthy dosage of that israeli ketchup, and tchina which went on top as you worked your way down the tower, to the oily base. All washed down with an Orange Mitzli.

Man, whens lunch???

Good Times!!! Good Times!!!!

June 07, 2005 2:42 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

you left out the best part about the Mayo bet.

First, he got through almost the entire jar before throwing up. Second, all the mayo that was left in the jar they put in his hair.

June 07, 2005 2:52 PM  
Blogger orthomom said...

I guess I wasn't the only one who thought it was the wrong Lippy.

June 07, 2005 4:22 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

I told you when we started you had the wrong lippy and the wrong menachem

June 07, 2005 4:32 PM  
Blogger orthomom said...

I know you did. But I thought it was him in the beginning. It's the way you jump back and forth in time. You can never be sure if you're talking about your Israel days or your Ner Israel days, KWIM?

June 07, 2005 4:36 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

I guess I'll make it easy. Nothing against Lippy Jacobs, but I cannot think of a single time I ever had any interaction with him.

June 07, 2005 4:56 PM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

i once had him finance a real estate purchase for me,but hang out with the guy,eat AT with him,i think i'd rather have a colonoscopy done with a 2x4 and a ball peen hammer.(no offense lippy your still the greatest thing to come outa canada aside from moloson ice)

June 07, 2005 5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then there was the guy who decided not to eat anything but peas for several weeks.

June 07, 2005 5:59 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

Burger Kaful. Slimy, yet satisfying!

June 07, 2005 8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have pictures of the mayo incident.

June 07, 2005 11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weren't the seminary girls ordering these huge aish tanurs and a diet coke, because they didn't want to get fat?

June 08, 2005 10:26 AM  
Blogger AMSHINOVER said...

they didn't want to get fat? you sure?they seemed to want ta get fat in a hurry to me

June 08, 2005 1:07 PM  
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