The two most important words

I began taking a Hebrew Ulpan this week. My hebrew language skills are dismal. Conjugation, masculine and feminine, and the order of words in hebrew sentences have always been lost on me. My yeshiva education, which prepared me with the legal information on who is responsible in case I ever had a cow trip and fall into a pit that is located in a public square, did not provide me with any hebrew speaking skills.

I had to miss the first class because I was hosting Monday Night Football BBQ club last week, so this past Monday was my first class.

We were learning how to order food in a restaurant, which may be the most important of all language skills, but it wasn't until the very end that I learned the two words that are going to accompany me every time I walk into a restaurant.

Al ha'aish. - On the grill.