Readers beware...Prolific Use of the F Word Follows
I am so f***ng pissed off. The final game of our season was tonight. We already had a playoff berth set, but this was a chance to show how we belonged. This was a game against the second best team in the whole f****** league.
And we played like heroes for 30 minutes. After two periods we were trailing 1-0. Despite one of our best players being out of town. Despite playing against a team that seemed to have a never ending supply of fresh legs coming off the bench.
The third period started horribly, we gave up a few goals, and with five minutes to go we were trailing 5-0 when it happened.
Andre is our best player. By far. French Canadian by birth, a**hole by age 23. But, man, you watch him play, he can f**** move that puck. He has the hardest shot in the league and the league's smallest brain. He's a head case. If he's losing he's bitching to our players. Or the refs. Mostly the refs. But he bitches the team out a lot too.
He took a stick to the back of the head. I was standing right there, it happened quickly, and he has a cut across his neck to prove it. But this is hockey, and these things happen. And the refs missed it. because they make $20 an hour and don't really give a s***.
F***** in 'Dre goes after the guy who slashed him. Just gets right in his f****** grill, and the ref finally blows a whistle and calls a penalty, even though 'dre has not touched the opposing player.
'Dre needs to leave the court, but he refuses, despite me trying to walking him off. Despite sid trying to walk him off. Despite everyone telling him to sit down and shut the f*** up.
Like I said, he's a f****** head case.
Finally, after making everyone stand around for five minutes, he leaves the hockey area.
A few minutes later, and now there are less than two minutes to play. Andre f****** head case klein comes strolling back onto the court. The refs tell him he is kicked out of the game. He refuses to leave the court, yelling that he wants to talk to the owner of the facility. Yelling at everyone.
Real f****** head case.
The refs blow the whistle, and call the game a forfeit. After the customary handshake he gets back into the other team's faces. They should have kicked his f***** a** straight through the plexiglass just to shut him up. He walked off the court yelling and screaming and threatening to call his lawyer, which he did, standing in front of the sports office.
dumb f*** of a headcase who made an a** of himself in front of the whole f****** league and administration and team.
Did I mention our jerseys say Jerusalem Pizza on them. With hebrew letters. And a big ole mogain david.
F****** jacka** headcase.
Editor's Note: After I finished this, it occured to me that with prolific use of the F word, there would be good chance I would be blocked from my blog at work tomorrow. Sorry for all the stars. It was good therapy anyway
And we played like heroes for 30 minutes. After two periods we were trailing 1-0. Despite one of our best players being out of town. Despite playing against a team that seemed to have a never ending supply of fresh legs coming off the bench.
The third period started horribly, we gave up a few goals, and with five minutes to go we were trailing 5-0 when it happened.
Andre is our best player. By far. French Canadian by birth, a**hole by age 23. But, man, you watch him play, he can f**** move that puck. He has the hardest shot in the league and the league's smallest brain. He's a head case. If he's losing he's bitching to our players. Or the refs. Mostly the refs. But he bitches the team out a lot too.
He took a stick to the back of the head. I was standing right there, it happened quickly, and he has a cut across his neck to prove it. But this is hockey, and these things happen. And the refs missed it. because they make $20 an hour and don't really give a s***.
F***** in 'Dre goes after the guy who slashed him. Just gets right in his f****** grill, and the ref finally blows a whistle and calls a penalty, even though 'dre has not touched the opposing player.
'Dre needs to leave the court, but he refuses, despite me trying to walking him off. Despite sid trying to walk him off. Despite everyone telling him to sit down and shut the f*** up.
Like I said, he's a f****** head case.
Finally, after making everyone stand around for five minutes, he leaves the hockey area.
A few minutes later, and now there are less than two minutes to play. Andre f****** head case klein comes strolling back onto the court. The refs tell him he is kicked out of the game. He refuses to leave the court, yelling that he wants to talk to the owner of the facility. Yelling at everyone.
Real f****** head case.
The refs blow the whistle, and call the game a forfeit. After the customary handshake he gets back into the other team's faces. They should have kicked his f***** a** straight through the plexiglass just to shut him up. He walked off the court yelling and screaming and threatening to call his lawyer, which he did, standing in front of the sports office.
dumb f*** of a headcase who made an a** of himself in front of the whole f****** league and administration and team.
Did I mention our jerseys say Jerusalem Pizza on them. With hebrew letters. And a big ole mogain david.
F****** jacka** headcase.
Editor's Note: After I finished this, it occured to me that with prolific use of the F word, there would be good chance I would be blocked from my blog at work tomorrow. Sorry for all the stars. It was good therapy anyway
posted by Air Time at 11:38 PM
8 Comments:
You missed one.
thanks mom.
now i should be able to see this hen i get to work.
Wow...Grown-up sports, who knew?
The update just got me reading this the first time. i missed it last week. Oh my god. i would have KILLED this guy. what a total dick. I'd kick him off the team and issue a press release.
See what happens when you miss when you take off a day.
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