Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Running through my head

I was skimming through yahoo news when I came across an article detailing how the Koreans have managed to clone a dog, and I started to think I was happy for them, because now they will never go hungry again.

I wonder how it works. You find a dog that you liked, you bring a piece of it back to the grocery, and then they recreate it for you. If it doesn't taste the same, can you bring it back?

I think Danica Patrick is hot. And I think she is one of those girls who is willing to do anything. I put her in the same category as girls with tattoos and multiple piercings. Chicks who will do anything.

My wife turns 31 next week. Say Happy Birthday to her. You may recall two months ago, when I found myself at Rite Aid looking for a ten year anniversary present for her with just hours to go before gift-giving time. I am much more prepared for her birthday, though. I have gone all over town loking for the perfect gift. It was hard, but I found it. A Baskin Robbins gift card. With 31 flavors, its a gift that she can keep experiencing over and over again.

Is it just me, or did summer just go by too quickly. We were just throwing out all those school papers from my kids backpack, and all of the sudden, we are buying more school supplies. Where the hell did summer go? Pretty soon we'll be dreaming of these 90 degree days while sipping hot choclate through lips that are frozen to the mug while snow falls around us and our neighbors dress up the neighborhood in red and green lights.

Orange used to be my favorite color. Not anymore. Now it means something. I like my colors with no meaning. Damn anti disengagement crowd stole it from me.

That's all for now, carry on.

I'm off to mentally prepare myself for the six year old sleepover party. And to make sure we took the knives out of the playroom.


Blogger Just Passing Through said...

Don't think I didn't notice you changed your playroom checklist. Or was that part moved to AirtimeII?

August 03, 2005 5:10 PM  
Blogger torontopearl said...

How do you "mentally prepare" for such a thing? Take some drugs...of any kind? Meditate? Bang your head against the wall and ask to the one above: "How did we decide to do such a thing?"

Or do you just announce to wifey: "Awww...resistance is futile. Let's roll with the punches."

August 03, 2005 5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the porn?!?!?!?Nooooooo!!!

August 03, 2005 5:16 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

JPT - I didnt think anyone had read it. But no, I didnt move it to the duece.

Pearl - I think you just prepare by repeating, i will not care what happens tonight, i will not care what ahppens tonight.

Anon - We decided to keep the porn on the TV for the kids. They gotta learn it sometime.

August 03, 2005 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats a good point AT.Without it,I would still be in the dark anout how babies are made.Now I know that its when a bee polinates a flower.Wait,maybe that was the nature channel.

August 03, 2005 6:22 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

I think the porn line kept one kid home from the party.

August 03, 2005 6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a feeling that the censoring has something to do with veev... am i correct? i assume she doesnt want the world to know what goes on in the living room... ;)

August 03, 2005 7:05 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

Veev has caused some self-censoring on this blog. We have an unwritten, but certainly spoken rule about discussing real fights on this blog, our sex life and my predicting the death of her grandparents.

Discussions about porn in the living room have gone on for almost as long as Air Time has existed

August 03, 2005 7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Air,maybe Veev didn't want the world to know that porn is so easily accessible to your poor little kids....and to any kid that walks into your home.

August 03, 2005 8:22 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...


The all really true too sad story to tell is that one day Comcast went through our neighborhood and took away everyone's porn. I think I wrote about it a month or so ago.

Our TV is porn free.

August 03, 2005 9:50 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

You DO know that Air is joking about porn. We can't get that channel for free.....

August 03, 2005 9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know he's joking about the porn on the TV.Don't worry about that Veev.It's just the magaziens that I'm worried about.....

August 04, 2005 8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But is he really joking about the porn on TV? Hmm... all those videos in the cabinet... how do the kids know if that's really DISNEY Sleeping Beauty?

August 04, 2005 9:55 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

I think we can safely assume that if there was porn it would not be mixed in with the kids videos

August 04, 2005 10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! » » »

April 23, 2007 10:51 PM  

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