Monday, January 02, 2006

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Sad to say, it is the straight-to-video American Pie Band Camp.

36 Comments:

Anonymous zwicker said...

I must disagree. In my biased opinion, there are so many movies of which I can think that were far worse than Band Camp. Most fall in the "chick flick" category, but others certainly come to mind. Even in the MNFBBQ realm (yes, Air not only watched Band Camp but showed it for MNFBBQ last night when new classics like The Wedding Crashers and Forty Year Old Virgin were available), I wouldn't vote for Band Camp as worst movie. No, it's not Zoolander, which has received much undeserved scorn despite its inherent genius and hilarity. I would instead give the dubious award of worst MNFBBQ movie to date to Elf, and I say that as a Will Ferrell fan.

January 03, 2006 6:34 AM  
Blogger Air Time said...

FYI - Wedding Crashers was not available until today, and Forty Year Old Virgin, which I saw last week, was disappointing.

Elf was the worst movie ever shwon at MNFBBQ, but did anyone really have any expectations for that movie?

Band Camp was worse because it was part of the American Pie series, and as a part of that series, came with high expectations.

So perhaps it is fair to say that it is not the worst movie ever,m but rather the movie that completely failed to meet any minimum standard of expectation.

January 03, 2006 7:12 AM  
Anonymous noahdaddy said...

The problem with "Band Camp" was that it promised you American Pie-style humor, but instead only offered a watered-down version of Stiffler, lame and predictable slapstick and the only two original cast members they convinced to come back were Jim's dad and the Sherminator. That just ain't gonna cut it.

Regardless, Air made some great burgers.

January 03, 2006 8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three O'Clock High takes the pie as the worst movie ever

January 03, 2006 8:34 AM  
Blogger chuck said...

well duh!

January 03, 2006 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Zwicker said...

I can't believe that we are now discussing the artistic merits of Elf versus Band Camp, but I actually had expectations for the former and not the latter. Also, we did laugh out loud at Band Camp, something which we cannot say for Elf. Besides, Band Camp had Eugene Levy.

January 03, 2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

After you guys left I was watching the deleted scenes. Most of them were dumb, but one had Jim's Dad explaining to the pierced girl and stifller's almost girlfriend why boys like breasts. Pretty hilarious.

And there was an extra where some porn star (the nurse in the movie, I never remember names) was giving a hilarious how-to sex class using fruit.

January 03, 2006 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

air!
your underage and probably virginal sister is reading this!

January 03, 2006 1:07 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

And I'm sure she is thrilled to be referred to as "underage and probably virginal sister."

January 03, 2006 1:17 PM  
Blogger Shifra said...

I liked "wedding crashers."

My least favorite movies of all time are "Sniper" and "Predator II"
Horrible!

January 03, 2006 4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"PROBABLY virginal"...she's a 10th grade Bais Yaakov girl for chrissakes! I know she likes to talk a lot of smack, but c'mon! Give the girl a little more credit.

January 03, 2006 4:25 PM  
Blogger Krunk said...

Ok band camp sucked,that's all there is to it.And "PROBABLY VIRGINAl"...holy crap dudes,there aint no "probably" involved.

January 03, 2006 7:17 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

And you are....? And you know her.....?

January 03, 2006 7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks to air we are all aware of baby sisters decidedly non-by behavior.

yes, probably.

January 04, 2006 1:41 AM  
Blogger rockofgalilee said...

veev,

there's only one person i know who would say "talk a lot of smack"

January 04, 2006 2:10 AM  
Blogger Olah Chadasha said...

I have to say, "Dude Where's My Car?" has to be the worst movie ever. Somehow, I got talked into going to see it at the theater. I got half-way through the opening credits and decided it was time to go. TERRIBLE!!!
-OC

January 04, 2006 9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rock - and who might that be? Only one person in the world listens to Rome? I doubt I am who you think I am... ;)
-Anon #3

January 04, 2006 10:17 AM  
Blogger Krunk said...

Veev,was that "and you are?and you know her?"comment to me?'Cuz,i know her.Very well.

January 04, 2006 2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Almost Famous was one of the worst movies ever.

January 04, 2006 2:55 PM  
Blogger Air Time said...

Almost Famous was a fun movie.

January 04, 2006 3:49 PM  
Anonymous left in dtown said...

hey listen, im touched that ur all talkin abt me, but rly...first of all, get OVER the fact that i go 2 bais yaakov. it happens 2 be the school i go to, not by choice...
also: "PROBABLY virginal"...she's a 10th grade Bais Yaakov girl for chrissakes! I know she likes to talk a lot of smack, but c'mon! Give the girl a little more credit." does that mean u think i AM virginal or NOT virginal? just a lil confused about that...umm...if ur waiting 4 me 2 tell you the answer to that, keep waiting cuz there is NO way in HELL im putting that up on my brothers blog!
second of all for all the anon's i have no clue who u r but if you know me, tell me cuz im kinda curious what you know about my virginity. this is getting a little personal, so im gonna stop here.
peace

btw, what does talk a lot of smack mean?

January 04, 2006 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come on air, we all know your little sister is damn hott

January 04, 2006 11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can see the headlines in the by newspaper now:

baby sister forced to attend by; neither confirms nor denies her allegedly virginal status.

January 05, 2006 2:03 AM  
Blogger rockofgalilee said...

there is something to be said about censorship.

January 05, 2006 6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is probably why the israeli govt has yet to publicize the death of arik

January 05, 2006 7:34 AM  
Anonymous left in dtown said...

feel free 2 write the article anon, just no pictures

January 05, 2006 10:57 PM  
Blogger Veev said...

I am feeling my dinner come up on me. Anyone else?

January 06, 2006 9:50 AM  
Blogger Krunk said...

I think I'm wth Veev,I'm gonna barf.

January 07, 2006 11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

krunk- u kno her 2? how?

January 08, 2006 12:35 AM  
Blogger Krunk said...

If I posted how I know her on this blog,it would cause a whole other post and I wouldn't want that.But I can assure you Anon,I know her well enough.

January 08, 2006 2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm...interesting...

are you the mr green that showed up on this blog a few months ago?

January 11, 2006 5:38 PM  
Blogger Krunk said...

Are you talking about her boyfriend anon?If you are,I can assure you I am not her boyfriend.I'm just a close friend of hers.

January 11, 2006 7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur rite. i am.

January 12, 2006 9:49 PM  
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January 12, 2006 9:50 PM  
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