Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Does everything need a title

So I am at the gym this morning, doing my regular routine on the elliptical machine. The A's Red Sox game was on TV, but since i did not have control of the TV I could not change the channel to watch the game, so instead I am watching this movie that this old lady put on the screen. Which wasn't so terrible. Except that the sound is of on the TV in the gym so that the crappy music can be blasting as loud as possible, but I digress. Anyway, The problem with watching movies here is that they have subtitles in hebrew, which again, isn't so bad if you can hear the English, so that you can learn some hebrew words but when you don't speak hebrew well and you can't read fast and translate, well, you know, it is tough to know what is going on. Not as tough as watching Dr Phil with subtitles and no talking, because they could be talking about anything, and with a movie, you know basically that someone is aboiut to get killed, because that is the kind of movie they show in the morning on the YES cable system.

Anyway, on to my point. So we are watching this movie, and it is very violent. Lots of people getting killed. And the police come to this house, and they surround it and this fat guy comes to the window and then they cut to another room in the house where this girl is getting out of bed. And she is topless. Which was nice. And they kepp cutting back and forth to her as she walks around the house, with these people in the house with guns, surrounded by people outside of the house with guns, and no one stops to stare at her. She was wearing a black bikini panty. Or is it panties? Since she was only wearing one pair.

Whatever.

Anyway, the fat guy standing by the window gets shot, and the topless girl walks up to the room, and kneels down next to him, and takes his watch off his wrist.

And the whole time she is taking it from him, I am thinking two things to myself. Nice Rack. And Nice Rack. But then I started to wonder where she would hide the watch she stole off the dead guy.

And that's all for now.

4 Comments:

Blogger Raachel said...

Air, it's nice to have you back...

April 03, 2008 3:19 AM  
Blogger Olah Chadasha said...

Very philosophical.

April 03, 2008 8:13 AM  
Blogger Mordechai Cohen said...

Nice rack. Nice post. Nice to have yoy back.

April 08, 2008 8:25 PM  
Blogger Just Shu said...

what movie was it?

April 10, 2008 11:07 AM  

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