Traditions
Our lives at times are governed by the traditions we create. It is the little rituals that we do every day which first help us, and then own us, as we become slaves to our own little traditions.
In Skokie, for some reason that escapes me now, we had a tradition to swig Scope that one of us always left in his car as we pulled into Slice of Life's parking lot on Saturday night. There was also an aspect of spitting out the Scope as we made the turn, but I can't remember the exact details of that tradition.
Anyway, as one would expect, my boys have created some little traditions of their own. One of which was busted by their sister.
Every day, my kids get off the bus on the corner of Yehuda and Shivtei Yisrael. Shivtei Yisrael is a fairly deserted street, and the kids walk past an overgrown rocky hilly area before they get home.
It was, coincidentally, the same route Veev took home on Friday night after dinner, together with my middlest and littlest.
And my littlest, a sweet little four year old, looked at the rock that they passed on the way home, and said "This is the rock that the boys pee on everyday."
Uh oh.
Busted.
So they have been informed, by Veev, that animals pee on the street. People pee in the bathroom. And they are not animals.
So much for their new tradition.
In Skokie, for some reason that escapes me now, we had a tradition to swig Scope that one of us always left in his car as we pulled into Slice of Life's parking lot on Saturday night. There was also an aspect of spitting out the Scope as we made the turn, but I can't remember the exact details of that tradition.
Anyway, as one would expect, my boys have created some little traditions of their own. One of which was busted by their sister.
Every day, my kids get off the bus on the corner of Yehuda and Shivtei Yisrael. Shivtei Yisrael is a fairly deserted street, and the kids walk past an overgrown rocky hilly area before they get home.
It was, coincidentally, the same route Veev took home on Friday night after dinner, together with my middlest and littlest.
And my littlest, a sweet little four year old, looked at the rock that they passed on the way home, and said "This is the rock that the boys pee on everyday."
Uh oh.
Busted.
So they have been informed, by Veev, that animals pee on the street. People pee in the bathroom. And they are not animals.
So much for their new tradition.
15 Comments:
So they have been informed, by Veev, that animals pee on the street. People pee in HOTEL ROOM SINKS
Hahaha. That's funny! Oops...
-OC
do all the kids pee there or just your two boys?
just the boys. the rest of the kids at that stop dont walk in this direction.
Its what we call Traditzky!!!! And you don't mess with Traditizky!!
AirTime; I think your kids' klita is going faster than yours ;-)
Anon - When you are in Chicago, and you pull into slice with the wif and kits in the car, do you still do a Traditzky?
I agree with Jameel..........
ISRAELI CHILDREN PEE IN THE STREET, your kids are full fledge Israelis now, don't fight it!!!
And, in my case, I'm thankful for less laundry that I have to do as a result of 3 year old and 5 year old accidents because we were holding it in till the next appropriate bathroom! pshaw!
Emah, it isn't only Israeli children who pee in the street. How many cars have you seen pulled ove to the side of the road with a grown man standing to the side and concentrating?
Peeing on the side of the road is the right of every male.
When I was in HS, Almost every friday night my Israeli roomate would take a "walk n pee" on the way home from dinner.
Any dorm room with a sink has been utilized for thing other than Negel Vasser.
BA, that's gross.
the perversion process begins.
Veev: AirTime's right.
"Peeing on the side of the road is the right of every male."
It's not just a good idea...its the halacha.
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